douche pocket

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book
He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.
by Kat January 02, 2004
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cookie pocket

another term used for vagina.
i keep action figures in saras' cookie pocket.
by japjew August 11, 2008
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Hot pocket

Giant pizza rolls
Retards with no brain cells think it means a woman's vagina
Guy 1: i like hot pockets
guy 2: As in va.....*gunshot*
Guy 1: *still holding gun* retard
by Jome Alma March 03, 2020
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Hot Pocket

Damn, you'll need a safari hat to get through her hot pocket.
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Pizza Pocket

When a man or woman works out really hard at the gym and doesn't take a shower or re-apply deodorant for a few hours. He/she marinates in this smell which eventually turns into a salty, soupy smell, exactly like a pizza pocket.
Damn, Chuck! Have you showered? You smell like a pizza pocket!
by LDP0926 July 23, 2013
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Pocket Chocolate

"I was prairie dogging on the way home and got stuck in traffic, ended up with a little pocket chocolate."

"Don't worry, it's just some pocket chocolate."
by Lunaalala November 11, 2019
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Pocket pingis

Pocket pingis is when you play with your genitals with one or two hands in the pockets. Nobody know why people does this but both male and females does it and it even some animals does it. A theory is that it feels good and you most often do it without thinking about it. It has nothing to do with masturbation.
Did you see Jim play pocket pingis before?
by Christoffer L June 22, 2008
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