Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023

HOBA Player

This describes a dominant Basketball player who is godtiers above other Sideleagues such as the HBL and IHBL. If a HBA Player enters one of these leagues the league is instantly ruined for everyone else

Rusty:Yo I think im going to get a ring this year we got really good players!
Aetius:No man for that to happen we'd have to ban all the HOBA Players

by Ol Greener January 18, 2018

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

National Kiss a Lacrosse Player Day

On April 10 everyone has to kiss a lacrosse player.

Oh yes it’s national kiss a lacrosse player day
That means I get to be kissed

by S_Nelly September 14, 2021

Roblox player

Either a 6-10 year old kid who thinks adopt me is the best game. Or a kinda chill 16 year old. There is no in between. Anyone under the age of 12 on roblox is a loser.

“I hate little roblox kids who think their shitty edits are good”- roblox player

by Milfmuncher69xX January 03, 2022

minion horde player

Someone who likes spamming minion horde and mega knight while riding big black cocks

"Dan is definitely gay"
"How do you know?"
"He's a minion horde player"

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023

Genshin Impact player

Someone who plays Genshin Impact and has a gambling addiction due to gacha pulls. Theyre also hoyoverses least favorite.

"Oh look it's a Genshin Impact player pulling for an unnecessary character."

by Shadowolfy434 June 23, 2024