World Phone Tracker

A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.

Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.

by PhilPrime June 3, 2014

Broken Phone Syndrome

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015

cell phone romeo

A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.

That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.

by budlt21 August 30, 2015

Foreign Phone Fuck

sexting internationally

I foreign phone fuck her for months.

by Hotdog Xansabar September 24, 2016

Mouth mega phone

when you open someones mouth whilst asleep and fart into it to make an echo and make it much louder.

Dude greg fell asleep
Dude lets totally mouth mega phone him
aight

by TheAlmightyDefiner January 5, 2016

Throw Away Phone

A phone you do illegal activity on then get rid of.

"Use the Throw Away Phone so the one time don't gaffle you up."

by Ocean G January 21, 2016

flat phone freak

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.

Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!

by Major Madcat July 14, 2019