There’’s still house full of politicians at parliament. Well serves you right for not calling “Rentokil” to clear out those parasites.
by 1BigEck January 10, 2024
Get the Politician mug.The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.
Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.
Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.
Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.
by Werdenschmidt November 13, 2023
Get the Politician's thumb mug.Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Get the Political Violence mug.by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024
Get the Politician mug.An individual who feels disconnected from all political parties, believing that none accurately represent their views or priorities. This term often applies to those who feel let down by existing political opinions, finding no party that aligns with their values or vision for the future. This particularly applies to individuals currently living in Alberta, Canada.
*Coworkers discussing the awful state of politics in Alberta*
Ryan: I think I’m like, politically homeless.
Ryan: I think I’m like, politically homeless.
by lilacburn July 26, 2024
Get the Politically Homeless mug.The beautiful art of discussing social hierarchy or just the general concept of one’s participation in the game of “social politics”.
“I wanna quit my job”
“Why”
“I hate the social dynamic and snide comments I get from some people on my team; they especially do in front of each other- it’s so annoying”
“It’s politicking, every job has it! Well come to the adult world buddy”
“Why”
“I hate the social dynamic and snide comments I get from some people on my team; they especially do in front of each other- it’s so annoying”
“It’s politicking, every job has it! Well come to the adult world buddy”
by Ambzzzzz August 2, 2024
Get the Politicking mug.A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”
Or
“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”
“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
Or
“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”
“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024
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