Foreign Phone Fuck

sexting internationally

I foreign phone fuck her for months.

by Hotdog Xansabar September 24, 2016

Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010

Brittany phone hands

A female who always needs her phone in her hands. These girls usually cannot start or hold a conversation and are intimidated by groups of people so they resort to their phones. They will try to make it seem like they are preoccupied in every situation they are uncomfortable in. You will often see a "Brittany phone hands" with her head down while she is walking because her life only exists on social media and texting threads.

Mike: How was last night? I heard there was a couple of hotties that you guys met up with.

Tony: Just a bunch of Brittany phone hands that couldn't talk or make eye contact.

Mike. bummer....

by CpTn_Ghad September 18, 2019

Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich

Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone

by Supermaniacjoey44 March 9, 2021

the black phone screen

referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.

“what happened to josiah?”

“let’s just say, the black phone screen ain’t for me no mo!”

by OgRosez July 4, 2022

Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.

I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.

by Al Benedict April 17, 2010

Mouth mega phone

when you open someones mouth whilst asleep and fart into it to make an echo and make it much louder.

Dude greg fell asleep
Dude lets totally mouth mega phone him
aight

by TheAlmightyDefiner January 5, 2016