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brainwashed ones

The brainwashed ones are people who have fallen victim to the brainwashing techniques of the curlews.
Currently the only way of recognising a brainwashed one is by looking into their eyes. If you look at a brainwashed ones eyes, you will notices something unexplainable but definitely different to that of a person yet to fall victim
by Pchest&Mole Revolt May 5, 2004
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radio one

somebody that broadcasts gossip all of the time.
"Have you seen Radio one today?"

"Nah man she must be broadcasting"
by Babygirl XX June 16, 2007
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one ey3d

a person who lost their right eye in a shingle fight
casey is one ey3e
by Weeble Man June 23, 2004
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One Of Those

You know, One of T h o s e people.
by TacoMaster1002 May 9, 2019
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super one

Grocery Store. Cheap prices with the best quality and selection.
Employees are usually good looking and/or teenagers.
...no such thing as co-workers here it's a family.
"Why yes i work at Super one, why else would i wear this tie?"

"We set the standard"
by courtesyclerk April 14, 2008
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One Direction

A group of 5 British chino wearing wankers who consistently release awful music, therefore pissing the entire male generation off but some how attracting the attention of thousands of wet girls, who are known as "directioners" you will see these girls parading the streets in nothing but mini skirts and low cut t-shirts all year round, if you ever see somebody who matches this criteria, ask them if they like one direction, you will be surprised!
Slag : "OMG all the one direction boys are sooo reem"

random passer by : "do you really think so?"

Slag : "Yeah course!! im a directioner"

Random passer by : *hits slag in face with spade*
by TopLad January 10, 2012
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One under

The situational One under:
Adam and his girlfriend are sitting down to dinner at the local pub accompanied by a notorious "One upper", the "One upper" notices Adam's girlfriend is carrying around a Kate Spade. He says, "Is that a Kate Spade?", asking this assuming that it is and wanting to make up a story that he bought his girlfriend, or his "one" girlfriend ("One uppers" often claim multiple hot girlfriends depending on who they are around) 2 Kate Spades and probably a real Gucci bag or two...who the fuck knows how many...anyway, instead of "Yes, it is a Kate Spade." She replies, "No, it's a fake one."
This response stumps the "One upper". How does one "one up" that? He's been "one-undered"!
by Buffalo Kelly February 19, 2007
mugGet the One undermug.

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