“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018
Get the why don’t i have a boyfriend yet mug.Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019
Get the ex boyfriend tears mug.A boyfriend is someone who makes you feel like you are there world, someone who makes you feel like you are the only one he'll ever want. A boyfriend is someone who makes you happy and you have butterflies in your stomach everytime you talk to him who makes you the happiest person in the world and who loves you for you and you are comfortable around them no matter what. A boyfriend is someone who means the world to you and you mean the world to them. Your boyfriend is someone who loves and respects you like you do for them and they love you unconditionally.
by Arianna Simonelli September 18, 2018
Get the Boyfriend mug.A part time boyfriend is someone who claims he really likes/loves you and gives you loads of attention om certain days. Often when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
“Josh finally texted me back lastnight after four weeks saying how he loves me!”
“Seriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits him”
“Seriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits him”
by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018
Get the Part time boyfriend mug.A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”
“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”
“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”
by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018
Get the Part time boyfriend mug.“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023
Get the national call your boyfriend weekend mug.her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
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