German Audubon

Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"
by Charles Visitor August 01, 2021
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german house of fudge

A business in Germany where, for a fee, a person of your choosing will excrete upon your chest
Phil went into the german house of fudge for a good time
by Agame231 October 22, 2017
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lil german boy

Lil german boy gohan spends his time in discord and has L rizz and sucks at flirting
Lil german boy said, “Your pink because im hot.”
by Marixiner October 09, 2023
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german pie

When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie
Dude I gave Susan a German pie last night she loves it like thanksgiving
by Middletoe365 June 02, 2016
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german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.
german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.
by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015
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german

A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.
That german is really nice!

German is weird name for a guy
by I sent flowers to myself February 08, 2018
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