douche pocket

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book

He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.

by Kat January 1, 2004

cooter pocket

Noun: another word for vagina and not to be confused with butthole

she ahs a nice cooter pocket.

by jon54654168 January 3, 2007

Pocket Chocolate

When you shit your pants but you just have to let it be

"I was prairie dogging on the way home and got stuck in traffic, ended up with a little pocket chocolate."

"Don't worry, it's just some pocket chocolate."

by Lunaalala November 10, 2019

Hot Pocket

Slang word for vagina

Damn, you'll need a safari hat to get through her hot pocket.

by TheAllAmericanPreacher May 6, 2015

cookie pocket

another term used for vagina.

i keep action figures in saras' cookie pocket.

by japjew October 7, 2008

Pocket Fucker

This word is a derogatory term to explain an inflamed Liberal person. I used it once to describe my friend, John, and it seems to have caught on within my group of friends. I refer to the Far-Left, as "pocket fuckers" because they like to fuck you RIGHT where it hurts, in the pocket (more specifically, the one holding your money).

"Hey, you know what, this guy is a real pocket-fucker! He won't even tip the waitress, then wants me to give him money to buy some cigarettes."

"Why can't these fucking pocket fuckers realize that we need to stop taxing and start acting!"

"Pocket fucking liberals. Can't live with them because the air isn't clean enough, can't shoot them because there aren't any guns."

by KentPsych018 March 5, 2010

Pocket pingis

Pocket pingis is when you play with your genitals with one or two hands in the pockets. Nobody know why people does this but both male and females does it and it even some animals does it. A theory is that it feels good and you most often do it without thinking about it. It has nothing to do with masturbation.

Did you see Jim play pocket pingis before?

by Christoffer L June 22, 2008