TAKER (MOOCHER)

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to acheiving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.

Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a Taker (Moocher), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tentant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.

by ...what's not fair to you? October 8, 2011

The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.

"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.

by Mattc85 January 17, 2014

Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.

Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.

by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014

smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.

John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.

by No Johns July 15, 2014

molly moocher

A word used in a small hick town to describe a male on male blowjob. Often used in code to trade oral sex for pills.

Corey asks, hey Nick do you have any of them Hydros left? Nick says, yeah man I have 3 or 4 and I'll take 40 for them all! Corey says I don't have that much money man. Nick says it's all good just meet me behind that dumpster and give me an old fashioned Molly Moocher and everything will be fine!

by Beebo08 May 20, 2016

gross monthly income

An individual's total personal income, before accounting for taxes or deductions.

My gross monthly income is $1,500.

by KlickAndABass December 13, 2016

Meme Moocher

A person who steals someone else's memes just for the pleasure they get out of plagiarizing them.

Those dang meme moochers keep stealing my troll face memes and they weren't even good!

by ChickFilA4Life September 13, 2017