Monster's Ink

The act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. Then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.

"Dude, last night I totally pulled a monster's ink on my chick! She woke up screaming!"

by Gloss man March 18, 2014

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Mud monster

When you’re having so much fun u don’t even notice you’re covered in shit.

I was being such a mud monster that I had no idea I was covered in my families shit!

by Fckerrghtnthpssy September 17, 2021

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Boobie Monster

A person with a rack so big, it's looks like there is a two-headed monster in their shirt.

Amy is such a boobie monster, for halloween she is going to draw faces on her tits and go as a three headed alien!!

by alimegz September 15, 2010

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mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.

by your brothers sister September 17, 2021

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doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

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gitchie monster

When the camel toe slit eats the gitch so the camel toe appears even more.

holy shit look at the gitchie monster it eating those panties.

typically easy to see on fit hard body woman, fat or old loose cunts looks disgusting.

by shallotkingz July 4, 2011

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