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Miss Fortune

A lovely women who will say No to all men. Except to her true love, who is missing at the moment...
Yo that Miss Fortune just railed that dude and left him the next morning
by Ram Ranch January 8, 2020
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National Hit Or Miss Day!!

National Hit Or Miss Day is officially February 19. If you want to participate then go to a store or some place and record yourself yelling “Hit Or Miss” You dont have to participate if you don’t want to.
by Jjisgaygay February 18, 2019
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Missing piece

Having a life in which from an observer's point of view, you have everything reasonable a person can wish for and are in a good place... And still find yourself in situations in which you feel your own happiness is shortened, as if there is still some kind of empty spot in your heart to be filled.
Even though her life has been always turbulent in many ways, she considered herself a happy person. Having loving friends, knowing her place in life, who and what she wanted to be, she thought that was all that mattered. Being aware there was nothing really to complain about, she kept on ignoring the small feeling of emptiness creeping in from time to time. It was impossible for her to tell what she was searching for, what or who could make her feel complete.

Until she met that one person, who was going to flip everything upside down for her.

Meeting him, soon, she felt how much she enjoyed spending time with him. They spent many hours talking, were in contact on a daily basis and shared their life's and everything that was going on in it. Hearing each other out when angry or sad, laughing together and discussing things that mattered to them, she felt like there has never been another person in her life by whom she felt more understood than by him.

Often, not even words were necessary to understand what the other one was thinking or going through and often none were necessary to comfort each other. Just being together, the closeness, a friendly touch was all it would take to make her feel everything is in the right place. A throughout feeling of confidence, happiness and inner peace filled her whenever she could be with him. Time would just stop and nothing else mattered. She finally realized it was him - the one thing she was searching for, her missing piece.
by Mrs. Over-Elaborate February 7, 2024
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Swiss Miss

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.
"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"
by Swiss Miss Jazzster May 25, 2021
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Miss Worldwide

Miss Worldwide or Matilda is a rather large woman in size. Shes been described by many Sigma-male enthusaists as a woman more than 17 feet tall. People who have spent time with her instantly fell in love, but quickly enough changed their mind, especially those who spent 4 years with her in OŠ dr. Mate Demarina. When met, the will ask you for your snap or ig, if you give them to her, she will bother you 24/7 with annoying nude videos of her. If you refuse to answer, she will find you, open your ribcage and spit "manestra" inside of you. She !HATES PANCAKES! All your work and effort on the New Years Eve 2021. will be thrown in trash if you give Matilda a pancake. She especially hates little dkinny fellas named Batorl and big, chunky fellas named Štrudla. She thinks shes Istrian but the only Istrian thing she does is watching "Potjera".
She often calls herself "Miss Worldwide" for some stupid reason.
She has 7 ex-bfs becouse she blocked them all on snapchat so they killed themselfs in Fortnite.
Sigma-male: Hey B(ande)! I met a beautiful woman today!

Sigma-male 2: Hey Štrudla! Was she extremly tall, "Istrian" and wanted to watch Potjera with you?

Sigma-male: Yes, how did you know?

Sigma-male 2: You met Miss Worldwide! We must immigrate to Alaska now!
by NjonjoGotovacOdMeksika January 6, 2022
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hits and misses

john: hits and misses i guess she didnt took the kids
by schoolaptopdude April 5, 2019
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Misses Crabs?

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.
by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025
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