never gonna make you cry
by jordan poole fan March 24, 2021
- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".
The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.
"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.
- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport
- Change the game
- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.
"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.
- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport
- Change the game
- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
People sitting at home:
P1: "What are doing tonight?
P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."
People playing beer pong:
P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"
P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."
Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*
Treammate "What the fuck was that?"
P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"
Teammate: "God dammit..."
P1: "What are doing tonight?
P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."
People playing beer pong:
P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"
P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."
Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*
Treammate "What the fuck was that?"
P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"
Teammate: "God dammit..."
by PBEARodactyl January 25, 2011
ejaculate The liquid that comes out after you ejaculate after sexual actions.
What is used when you want to make a baby.
What is used when you want to make a baby.
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"Robot, make me a sandwich!"
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by blacknails666 December 27, 2004
This term, generally associated with programming or construction of some sort, means to do whatever you gotta do to simply make it work. When you do something on a MTBW basis, you generally have no regard for efficiancy, safety, error correction, or anything other than the most basic instance of it performing the task it was designed to do.
by Kamel February 27, 2005