Maguire

A male who is tall, lanky, wears glasses and has a bald head.

"Shut up you Maguire"

by The one & only TBM May 17, 2006

Magical Dish Fairy

Fairy that comes to your house in the middle of the night when you have a TON of dirty dishes and just zaps them away to the middle of the sahara desert. OR: When something isn't where you KNOw you left it.

"I SWEAR my XBox was right there and I woke up this morning and it's like the Magical Dish Fairy came by!"

by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005

magic carpet ride

The act of studying all night in college using adderall, not sleeping that following day and going out to drink later on that night. You're physically exhausted but your mind is entirely active. Party that night and experience the magic carpet ride.

"Finals were crazy but at least I got a magic carpet ride out of it"

by R 2.0 March 1, 2008

magical parrot

What many people from the Dime Dos texbook (for learning Spanish) turn into in crappy stories that have no point and teach you nothing.

Maria turned into a magical parrot.
Maria se convierte en una lora ma`gico.

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

magical cheese

noun. Northern Irish experession meaning 'Cannabis resin'

Hay Mailey want to smoke some magical cheese?

by Robin Bownes July 3, 2003

Magic Black Smoke

This type of smoke emits from a car or truck when it finally fails on you. This type of smoke is magical because it means it will NEVER run again.

Me: hey Joe, Why is Elmo kicking the crap out of his truck?
(Elmo in backround):YOU STUPID POS TRUCK *SMASH*
Joe: Magic Black Smoke came out of his tranny
Me: aw crap, well it is a dodge.

by AZredneck1862 July 28, 2009

Magic Eight Ball Text

Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"

"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"

"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"

by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009