Mud monster

When you’re having so much fun u don’t even notice you’re covered in shit.

I was being such a mud monster that I had no idea I was covered in my families shit!

by Fckerrghtnthpssy September 17, 2021

cleavage monster

When a man buys a tank top and wears the large one for extra cleavage.

Omg Luke's a Cleavage Monster for buying that tank top.

by Monster Horse Cock Daniel June 2, 2016

The Cookie Monster

The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.

Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"

by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012

boxer monster

a hard dick in your boxers.

17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.

by BEAN93x December 17, 2010

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.

by your brothers sister September 17, 2021

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

gitchie monster

When the camel toe slit eats the gitch so the camel toe appears even more.

holy shit look at the gitchie monster it eating those panties.

typically easy to see on fit hard body woman, fat or old loose cunts looks disgusting.

by shallotkingz July 4, 2011