maria ortiz

a girl that is typically mexican and enjoys making sandwiches. has medium sized boobs and a nice ass. also enjoys pissing you the hell off at times

dude she pisses me the maria ortiz off!

by mellamosepadre December 12, 2010

mexican mariachi man whore

used to describe a complete asshole of the male gender.

"wow, you're a mexican mariachi man whore"

by Hannah June 27, 2004

maria

fat
ugly
gay
retarded
a man
likes vaginas
masterbates
has no life

You are such a maria.

by Blair 56754634 January 6, 2008

Mariah

She’s a snake who doesn’t appreciate what people do for her

That bitch is such a Mariah

by Hdhsnauenzhsns January 15, 2018

Maria

A cum swallowing hoe that eat dick and have sex with everyone they see Maria is usually a thot chink

Maria a hoe

by Tom Hamilton September 26, 2018

Maria

A mexican. She is also a very bossy, loud person. She is known to play sports and dance. She has "clout" and tea for days. She is short.

oh no, its maria.

by thecoolkid123 January 16, 2018

vulumputious Maria

A girl at the Weedsport Invitational completely absorbed in the ingenuity of a 'Platypus'.

That Vulumputious Maria wouldn't stop sucking on Max Chapman's Platypus. (Not as perverted as it sounds.)

by Grimey May 26, 2003