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Make Shift Blumpkin

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.
Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.
by MufinMan November 11, 2007
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Make shit happen

- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".

The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.

"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.

- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport

- Change the game

- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
People sitting at home:

P1: "What are doing tonight?

P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."

People playing beer pong:

P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"

P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."

Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*

Treammate "What the fuck was that?"

P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"

Teammate: "God dammit..."
by PBEARodactyl January 25, 2011
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Baby Making Fluids

ejaculate The liquid that comes out after you ejaculate after sexual actions.

What is used when you want to make a baby.
I was giving him a handjob and his baby making fluids got all over me
by shaneeka September 8, 2007
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make like a Mexican

A derogatory phrase, expressing desire for one to jump a fence or wall.
Let's make like a Mexican, the fuzz is coming!
by Ectoplasm On Toast September 12, 2008
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make me a sandwich

A line that Ralphie shouts repeatedly in the Magic School Bus episode "Flexes Its Muscles"
by Dee Dubayuh Arr August 3, 2012
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make out sess

am extended period of time(session) in which you kiss deeply (to make out)
I had a make out sess with Cam.
by blacknails666 December 27, 2004
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Make The Bitch Work

This term, generally associated with programming or construction of some sort, means to do whatever you gotta do to simply make it work. When you do something on a MTBW basis, you generally have no regard for efficiancy, safety, error correction, or anything other than the most basic instance of it performing the task it was designed to do.
My program is slow and inefficiant because I made it on a MTBW basis.
by Kamel February 27, 2005
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