I'm Batman

The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you.

Thug: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman

by Gary Trimarchi November 4, 2007

i'm broke

Out of money

I spent all of my money and now I'm broke.

by EngSlang April 6, 2016

I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

by papa sal August 6, 2012

I'm busy

A cowards nice way of saying "Leave me alone!"

Me: "How are you?"

Responder: "I'm fine. I'm busy. Just busy as hell!"

by Blah! Blah! Blah! February 11, 2013

I'm not buying it

Means a person is not convinced by an argument/excuse/reasoning.

"Sorry I'm late, but I helped an old lady cross the street and called a cab for her."
"I'm not buying it"

by Simonen June 1, 2018

4 A.M Foul

Akin to a party foul, 4 A.M fouls are offenses against your friends, strangers and even yourself. Accumulating too many 4 A.M fouls will usually end with either a.) a severe warning by a friend or aware citizen or b.) an arrest by an officer of the law.

4 A.M Foul #21: Mailbox baseball in your own neighborhood

4 A.M. Foul #40: Entering a bar at 4 A.M already drunk.

4 A.M Foul #3: Waking up in your best friend's bed after a drunken night together and puking all over him/her.

by Bboy Maestro June 1, 2010

I'm On A Horse

Phrase used when trying to reinforce what a badass you are. (Inspired by the now-he's-in-a-towel-now-he's-on-a-boat guy from the Old Spice commercial.)

Frank: Awesome come from behind win, Phil!
Phil: Yeah, I'm on a horse.

by Uncle Flip February 21, 2010