Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.

I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”

by 69jono69 November 16, 2023

Left Lane Larry

A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.

Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.

He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.

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Common Traits:

Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)

Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013

Uses cruise control as a personality trait

Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)

May sport bumper stickers like:

“I brake for butterflies”

“My other car is a prayer”

Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”

Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.

Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.

by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025

What that btc larryin on

Basically asking what you on

What that btc larryin on

by Willow wider July 11, 2025

No stunt Larry

A “no stunt Larry” is a specific type of One Direction fan who not only ships Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson (AKA “Larry”) and believes them to have dated, but actually believes they are still dating to this day, long after the band has broken up. No stunt Larries believe in a conspiracy theory that every single one of Harry and Louis’ relationships have been publicity stunts to hide their secret gay romance, with many even going so far as to claim that Louis’ child is fake (an actor, a doll, etc). The name comes from their refusal to buy these supposed stunts.

OOMF is a no stunt Larry and thinks Olivia Wilde was just Harry’s beard

by fruitygirlboss November 1, 2025

Let's do it the larry way

When a gay couple has to hide their relationship, so they find a stunt Person to be 'straight'

"no one can know about our realtionship, so let's do it the larry way"

by Spookyscaryboob August 25, 2021

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024