Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019

Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018

Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 June 7, 2018

Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.

Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!

by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018

Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.

Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.

by The poop dog June 10, 2018

Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.

I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.

by Chinook17 August 10, 2022