lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021

Log

Log in a more game-like sense is when a player leaves, or therefore, logs from the game.

Example 1: LOL! He just combat logged!
Example 2: What a loser.

by portapac September 17, 2023

Log Out

Taking a dump at work

Hey Man, i need to log out now.

by KImCobain September 25, 2017

Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex

Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.

by Log rider January 2, 2025

Giant Log Loader

Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.

When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.

by Frederick Fanon November 7, 2012

Log jam

The act of defecating in a public urinal.

Man I really had to go and all the toilets were occupied, so I made one heck of a log jam.

by Asspanda February 26, 2023