Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

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Sloppy Log

When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

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N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.

I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.

by Monksbitch February 25, 2011

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“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

by JimFoot January 29, 2019

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Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.

Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?

by Gary35Martinel December 26, 2017

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"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 06, 2019

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I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?

by KingCraborNo? September 20, 2015

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