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Major Key

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.
"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021
mugGet the Major Keymug.

Mid-Key

A statement that coveys something exactly as is in a reasonable manner.
Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"

You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."
by Voltron 567 December 9, 2023
mugGet the Mid-Keymug.

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.
"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"
by FishLUL April 24, 2025
mugGet the bumpy keysmug.

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
by hughjasshole February 2, 2024
mugGet the keys without the emug.

Key

A thing you stick in a hole to unlock something
Give me the fucken key so i can unlock the god damn door.
by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018
mugGet the Keymug.

Karen (kei)

Karen is the most beautiful girl I know she’s my bestfriend ever since I was kid she’s always with me we love playing on our uncle’s house that’s our favorite place to hang and also when when it rains we also play there and there’s this time where I hold her hand and my heart racing and my hand is shaking because of kilig but when we turned 13 we don’t talk anymore and we stop playing on our favorite place idk why we stop talking, now we’re 16 I missed my childhood friend I miss her I wish I could go back to past. (1.20.22)
If you see this karen (kei) I miss you, I miss you childhood friend :))) I know it may sound cringe but yeah I miss you
by an0nym0us505 March 10, 2022
mugGet the Karen (kei)mug.

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.
I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.
by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017
mugGet the key largo plumbermug.

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