A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)
This word just came into my head one night.
This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017
Get the Choke-Jokemug. Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!
by Brillo! February 21, 2021
Get the Dad Joke Daymug. Guy one: "If woman are just as strong as men then why do they keep getting raped?"
Guy two: "That's such a nate joke."
Guy two: "That's such a nate joke."
by Cletus will conquer all December 23, 2017
Get the nate jokemug. Joke is always there for someone who needs her help, she can give good advice, she's really supportive in whatever decisions you make. Definitely fun to be around. She has a bubbly personality and can always have a good laugh with her. Boys be careful with this one if your ever going to try and play her she'll play you ten times better
Yes! Joke!
by IanR June 4, 2020
Get the Jokemug. Tiffany: THATS NOT FUNNY BLM WAS NOT A JOKE AND AUNT JEMIMA SYRUP WAS RACIST
Bob: Calm down it was a joke.
Bob: Calm down it was a joke.
by a normal person in society March 17, 2021
Get the jokemug. you.
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
Get the funniest joke in the worldmug. A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
Get the The Joke Policemug.