Johnny

A person with a unbelievable large cock.

Oh look, do you see the thing in his trousers? He has to be a Johnny.

by Gnardagagadada February 18, 2017

Johnny

A guy you do not want to mess with, if you have a boyfriend & try show off to him that your taken, he won’t give a shit, & your just not valuable to him, he chooses to grind & find the right woman in his life

Johnny is Ultimate Anti-Simp & Media Famous by making content that made him blowup the world. He strives to live for Lord Jesus Christ

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Johnny E

Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping

Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Johnny

The most sexiest man has the biggest dick out of the whole group chat and gets the most pussie out of his whole friends.

Is that johnny,I heard he gets bitches unlike his friends

by Luis Fuentes November 26, 2021

Johnny Dingo

A man or individual that specializes in aggressively degenerate behavior, especially when alcohol and cigs are in conjunction. This can include but is not excluded to behavior such as: disappearing with no explanation, trying to fight the shadow people that pushed you over, killing an entire pack of cigs in 45 minutes, fighting homeless people, and saying "I only had a few they have it out for me" when blowing a .028 on your must recent dui.

1: You getting hammered tonight bro?

2: Oh brother, I'm going full Johnny Dingo tonight!

by Elnagger May 3, 2024

Johnny “Maddog”

A skinny man with skin like a leather boot and hair like a half suck mango who walks around town acting like a hard cunt scary children and stealing dogs

That Johnny “maddog” just jumped out of the bush and scared some kid and took there dog

by Mad dog patrol 123 November 18, 2023

Johnny

Used as a name for an unknown man, often suggesting that he is unimportant or insignificant.

Go home Johnny.

by Sosku10 March 4, 2024