Jizz wall wiper

Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.

I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper

by j_ball13 November 23, 2011

jizz bucket list

A list of people or things you want to jizz on before you die. Upon completion of the list, the jizzer commonly proceeds to jizz on the list itself.

Dude, I jizzed on the Eiffel Tower. Now I can cross that one off my jizz bucket list.

by Bakela February 27, 2008

grizz n jizz

to ejaculate after sex with a lip of grizzly dip in your mouth

Hibideedee Hobideedee I pulled the grizz n jizz on in the back of my pick up truck last night woowee

by favre261 August 25, 2010

Just Jizz January

Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.

Aye man, you know about Just Jizz January?

Yeah but i got punished for jizzing on my cat.

by octnee January 6, 2021

Jizz Lord

When a man/women or it ,because of all the fucking feminazis and there needs to be gender "neutral" shit going around, goes around jizzing everywhere, while at the mall, at a family gathering, your basement or anyplace in general

Man that bitch last night was a mad "Jizz lord" she made me clean up to (fuck my fucking life, there was so much jizz) .

by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you December 25, 2017

Jizz Jar

A Jizz Jar is like a Curse Jar. Except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever jizzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.

Guy 1: Damn it, I jizzed first.

Guy 2: Put some money in the Jizz Jar.

by Lorena Trancy June 15, 2011

Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006