jesus christ

God, also the son in flesh

Jesus Christ is god, nuff said

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Jimmy Jesus

A bearded tramp. 'Jimmy' cos that's usually their name and 'Jesus' cos of the resemblance in the facial hair department.

I was out today and I saw a Jimmy Jesus raking through the bins in the park.

by Mummy Shaz July 18, 2005

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is a fictional character.
Associated with The Bibles(A Fictional Storybook) and Christianity.

Good morning kid, today we'll be learning about what Jesus Christ taught us in our life.

by Doomester December 26, 2018

dinosaur jesus

Neo had many previous versions of himself;many "ones." So did Jesus. One of them was a dinosaur. Probably.

Sweet dinosaur Jesus

by hoifer June 16, 2003

Jesus crisis

A derogatory comment about a christian who is struggling to reconcile their faith with the science.

In the face of actual proof of evolution Jimmy was having a severe Jesus Crisis. Good thing his faith doesn't require any real proof.

by JRLewis September 25, 2011

Jesus Christ

The protagonist in the best-selling fiction book of all time.

Spolier Alert: Jesus dies.

Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.

1) Reference to Bible

Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?
Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist?

2) - Shock

Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail?
Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!?

3) In conjuction with another word.

Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework?
Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework!
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Lolita: So... when's your birthday again?
Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?

by HelloWorld121 July 28, 2011

jesus fucks

Like jesus freaks.

"Already being late for work this morning, I encountered one of those jesus fucks and it stalled me an additional 5 minutes!"

by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012