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the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.
Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.
by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017
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italian stallion

Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!
that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.
by 999meangirlz999 September 27, 2014
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Yelling at the Italians

When you really speak to your audience in a language they understand.
Great work in that shareholder meeting, you were really yelling at the Italians
by knerd_ April 5, 2024
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Italian Breadstick

You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....
“Baby imma give you the Italian breadstick tonight
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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The Italian Showbag

When you are fucking a girl and your balls slip into the hole.
I was giving this girl the Italian showbag last night and I think I slipped a nut
by anonymous August 23, 2021
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The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.
“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.
by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023
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italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache
by Bob1279 April 12, 2021
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