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Iron Chef George

Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.

Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.

A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Baby remind me again what your name is?

Iron Chef George babe.
by The universe_actually August 18, 2025
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The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007
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ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.
T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup
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Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.
Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.
by Thorntor April 29, 2015
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THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly
I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN
by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022
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Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
by Marine007 December 1, 2022
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iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.
Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!
by jafsports March 23, 2011
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