Popalomaunia-Bed

This means "Comfortable Bed"

This is a Popalomaunia-Bed!

by Lenoreno7546 October 9, 2023

puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.

Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

Bed Pan

When you shit in a girl’s bed and leave it for her to clean up.

Dude, I cracked this sloot the other day, and soiled her cot with this sick, raunchy Bed Pan.

by PapasanChair November 9, 2025

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 11, 2010

hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.

Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.

by BurningMedic August 21, 2020

bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.

What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*

by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019

bed rotting

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up

person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’

by signed- yours truly, the whale August 1, 2024