i'm soooo emo

A term used by a person who wants to be different and special and thinks just because they're sad for a second they can progress to emo level. According to buzfeed, they are only 14% emo, so they should just give up on their dreams.

that girl keeps saying i'm soooo emo, i'm gonna kick her

by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019

I'm only 12

usually a term in vrchat and / or anime games.

it basically means they are underage and your basically fucked.
refer to a loli or lolicon. basic synonym

Girl: Pat my head.
Boy, but as an intellectual an Male: OK. *Pats Head*
Girl: I'm only 12

Male: RUN BOYS

by huskiestry January 26, 2018

I'm making piss

When you're creating urine

I can't talk right now, I'm making piss

by HazelTreeeee June 3, 2022

I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021

hi I'm Chucky

wanna playyyyy

hi I'm (blank) who are you?

hi I'm chucky wanna playyyy

by 13609876543 September 22, 2020

I'm sorrrry that you

The "go to" phrase for many narcissists when they are deflecting blame for any responsibility or anything bad that has occurred in his/her life. Used in a way to gaslight and confuse the injured party.

" I'm sorrrry that you decided not to tell me that I was responsible to help raise our children. Now you expect me to have a relationship with our kids even though you never specified it. I hope you feel good about yourself"

by bcs82000 October 12, 2018

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 27, 2011