high maintenance cat

A cat that demands all of your attention in disruptive ways. The main objective of the cat is to obtain food, attention and affection. The cat positions himself to become the focus of your attention through attention getting behaviors and meowing incessantly until you react. The high maintenance cat gets jealous when you give attention to other family members and are ignoring him. He intervenes in conversations using various techniques that force your attention to him, such as rubbing his cheeks on your nose or placing his behind in your face, interrupting whatever conversation or task your are doing. Walks on your laptop, and ends up typing random characters and messing up your work on the computer. Knocks over your drinks. Demands cat treats constantly all day regardless of the hour. Insists on sleeping on your bed, jumps onto your lap while eating dinner, lays on top of your papers and books so you give him affection, and nips your feet so you will play with him. Basically, all cats are high maintenance.

My high maintenance cat will not stop pestering me and meowing until I scratch his cheeks.

by Penupenu December 28, 2016

High School

The places your hell takes place

Jeremy : I hate high school

Mike : Me too

by TheHaterOfAllThings August 3, 2016

High School

A place where people will be influenced by the amount of swearing for no absolute reason and be judged by their peers for not looking as they want you to. Teenagers at high school, will believe that it is normal to talk about sex even though they are not at the age of having sex. Last of all, you may find some faggots walking around thinking their tough and tease you for doing nothing at all. For example:

Normal Student: "Oops, I accidentally dropped my coin, my mistake. All is alright in the world"
Faggot Walks By: "You f@#%en dumb ass, f@#$en pick up that f@%$en s%#i"

*First day of school*
First Year 7: "Hey John, let's go to high school and ignore all of the swearing we hear because our parents told us that it is very bad to swear."
Second Year 7: "Yeah I cannot wait to meet my peers"
*Year 10 faggot walks by*
Year 10 faggot: "How the f@#k is the first day d@#%heads?"
*Next Day*
First Year 7: "How the f@#k, is your f&%@en life, John?"

by StupidUsernameTakers June 1, 2016

High School

Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.

9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.

10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.

11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.

12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.

Fuck the high school

by One little hellian January 18, 2017

High Two

A kiss, coming from the term high five and two lips.

Last night, after our date, I gave her a high two.

by dankmemer96 February 4, 2017

High Key

the opposite of; low key

if you're not having a laid back night, but you go all in to have an insane time

"lets have a high key night"

by sekv February 8, 2017

high benefits

Something a girl or guy wants to have with you without calling you his or her bf/gf. Basically sexual relations without a label for you.

Regan: Imma make you my friends with high benefits.
Me:So I'm not you girlfriend but I'm doin things that would make me your girlfriend.
Regan:Exacltly baby.

by Some lit girl February 28, 2017