gonosyphilherpetitis

Contraction of multiple STDs at once rendering one a pariah

I'm almost certain you would have gonosyphilherpetitis or something, and I am far too selective to get anywhere near that!!! But you may dream all you wish:)

by Dixie1958 October 14, 2010

goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.

Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.

by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010

Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010

Goosebreed

The "Third wheel" in a three way love triangle. Usually the guy, the girl dosen't pick and is deluded that its him (or her). Girl may still love them

third wheel love triangle twilight Doctor who Goosebreed

by cookies and crancrackers March 16, 2011

Goosearade

50-50 mixture of Grey Goose and blue gatorade. KAMPAI!!!

dude, after I drank that goosearade...i humped every inanimate object that was close by..

by b. mamba February 26, 2011

Goose Play

what fags do to have fun in equivalent to parkour.

Hey Daniel want to go down to the beach and do some 180's and look like fags and call it Goose Play.

by DanielDerrik June 10, 2011

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011