If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

by smohr March 3, 2011

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

Going on rowdy

Stepping things up ; taking things to the next level.

Person #1 - "I benched 90kg today!"

Friend - "Mate, you're going on rowdy."

Person #1 - "Yeah I'll have a double JD and coke please."

Friend - "Na mate, triples, we're going on rowdy."

by Arnold J. Vadgehammer November 1, 2007

Going British

Driving on the left side of an American road.

Regardless of reason, explaining to the officer that you were "going British" ought to be plausible justification.

Also see "Going Scottish"

Oh nice bro, there aren't any red lights on this side. We'll use it. If anyone asks, were 'going British.'

by Midnight Z06 June 2, 2009

going Chernobyl

The act of shitting, wherein the resultant pile radiates such a fowl odor that by the time it hits the bowl, paint begins to peel from the walls and all who enter the restroom after without proper radiation protection develop a host of illness and on occasion, mutation and/or death.

Heads up everybody i'm going Chernobyl up in this bitch!

by Northside Wookie March 28, 2011

going on the internet

Going online with your friends to do internet activities such as posting dank memes. Generally occurs after smoking marijuana, but it is possible to go on the internet in any mindset.

Person1: Hey! Wanna spend some time going on the internet later?
Person2: Sure, but I only do that after I smoke a bowl.
Person1: That sounds like fun to me! Let's see how many memes we can fit on the internet at once!
Person2: You crazy son of a bitch, I can't wait to go online!

by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin January 26, 2015

Going Retarded

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.

Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded

by bagel666 May 6, 2018