squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

by Baloolabel May 1, 2011

Frank Ain't Got No Stank

An idiom used to reflect the obviousness of a preceding statement or premise.

Dude No. 1: So we drinking tonight?
Dude No. 2: Hell yeah. (Hi-fives Dude No. 1.) Frank Ain't Got No Stank!

by Stank On A Frank September 5, 2011

i got two phones

typically used by men to express they don’t care

person 1: “i don’t like short boys”
person 2: “I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

by luhvtuls October 2, 2023

we just got a letter

we just got a letter

we just got a letter

we just got a letter
wonder who its from

by _dolan_duck_ July 1, 2020

You got a deep part

When someone is pissed off and they're mean to you; or could be a compliment for having big boobs

"Damn girl, you got a deep part."

by hoe boe joe and sassy sue November 15, 2016

You just got googled.

A phrase used when one person conducts a Google search to prove a point made in an argument with another person. Phrase was first coined in 2015 in Aurora, IL.

Person 1: You're totally wrong. Julius Caesar did not die in March.
Person 2: Of course he did. Person 2 googles "Julius Caesar date of death" to prove date of death
Person 2: Boom! You just got googled.

by Agent CSR October 4, 2016

Who's got your goat

The ability to intentionally annoy, agitate or otherwise aggravate another individual to a point of critical instability bordering on emotional breakdown.

Yer boss called and left a message for you. Seems like you've been accused of sexually abusing your secretary, embezzling from the widows and orphans fund and jerking off in your cubicle.
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? I give my life to that company and THIS IS MY REWARD for 40 years of service?!
Who's got your goat?! haha!

by YAWA January 29, 2021