girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016

Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

by LuchGooch November 26, 2020

be extra nice to your girlfriend day

be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world

“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”

“why?”

“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”

by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021

blasian girlfriend

something I want :( AND NOT TO FETISHIZE

Mom: Nick, is this your blasian girlfriend?
Nick: Mom wtf.

by m4rsh4llsx3 April 11, 2023

National Girlfriend Day

The day of which we all become devoted to out girlfriends (not that we already do that). But theres always a day for that :).

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, its National Girlfriend Day. Let's go on a date.

by theonethatstayed August 1, 2022

girlfriend

A good reason one gets bullied for

"Guess who's got a girlfriend?"

"Leave me alone asshole"

by fc2078 January 20, 2021