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German Death Grip

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
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german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

(This was made in honor of a tik tok user called arsenicnitrogen)
"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"
by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023
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German Sausage

Man 1- hey dude I totally had some german sausage last night!
Man 2- yo same!
by broman4206969 September 1, 2021
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Bernhard German System

The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle.
''Dang bro, check that guy out! He's really good with the Bernhard German System!''
by Nugart Abelhof April 13, 2020
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Dirty German

When fucking someone from behind, stick your pointer and middle finger inside the asshole and get some shit on it. When they turn around to yell at you wipe it on their top lip so it looks like a Hitler stache
Damn dude, I sure have her the Dirty German last night
by Spencer Reinig November 26, 2021
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german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020
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German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.
"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"
by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025
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