fudge grommet

Butthole.

May put on a little Joanie Mitchell and play with my fudge grommet later ;) ❤️

by trotsky64 February 14, 2021

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

Mackinac Island Fudge

The act of jizzing and pooping into a bowl, mixing it together, and throwing the mixture into a ceiling fan at max speed.

Aw John, why did you have to Mackinac Island Fudge us? Now I’m covered in shit and jizz.

by SigmaBallin45 June 27, 2024

fudge

When there are young one watching and you just can say fucking FUCK. (hence fudge)

Fudge!I lost my phone!

by Constantine1995 December 5, 2016

Fudge Walking

When you walk with shit in your pants

Hey Kodey! You fudge walking???

by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022

Mongolian Fudge Pop

To serve a Mongolian Fudge Pop is to get revenge on a partner in anal sex for getting feces on the penis. The chef will take their shit-covered penis out of the victim's anus and quickly slap them in the face with it, leaving a stain. Veteran chefs will aim for the mouth, but this is not necessary for a significant effect.

Steve: Wait, so when you pulled out, you got shit on your dick?
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...

by Colonel Ennol Angus July 27, 2019

Fudge

To flop at something. To miserably fail at it.

Dude, you totally fudged at riding your bike.

by sonic12576 February 20, 2017