The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.
Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...
Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...
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