Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017

plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.

A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.

by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

by dbswir March 10, 2016

Fart dominance

A relationship state in which one person is dominating the other person by being able to openly fart whenever, wherever, as loud and as smelly as they want to, while the other person is absolutely not allowed to fart at all.

Look at Brian farting away shamelessly in front of his new girlfriend, he has established tremendous fart dominance!

by Captain Lumpi January 5, 2022

Bogg Fart

The process of which a Nate Dom Boggs farts and is one of the stinkiest farts ever

Guy one: Boggs did you fart:
Boggs: yeah sorry it was a Bogg fart

by Bogg lover March 8, 2021

yolo fart

The act of not knowing if your fart will be just a fart or a little shit and you say yolo and take a go at it

God damn I feel a yolo fart coming in fuck it yolo

by JaaadFurr November 28, 2013