High Achieving Personality Disorder

High Achieving Personality Disorder (HAPD) is something that people who have a desire to achieve at such a high level that it makes them crazy

Hanna is acting crazy, she must be off her high achieving personality disorder meds

by Beg Marber April 22, 2025

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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

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Pussy Hurt Disorder

when you have chronic pussy hurt. aka phd and pussy hurt syndrome

slow down, I got phd today.
phd?
pussy hurt disorder!

by idksomegirl May 21, 2025

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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.

“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”

by Girldick May 23, 2025

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HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

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Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

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