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College Football

Form of football. Very exciting with diehard fans and intence rivalries, But all in all, inferior to the NFL. Because for one: NFL players are improved college players, college players are college players. And #2: only about 30 teams in College Football are Decent, while the other 80 are crap.

Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
Go Trojans! College Football Champions 2003 and 2004!
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
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College Faggot

Derogatory slang for kids in college. Usualy used by uneducated store owners or townies to put down people seeking an education.

Or

Demeaning word for thoes in College.
Patron: "Are you guys all out of Genny Pounders?"

Clerk: "Thoes god damn college faggots bought them all."
by tjnelson2 February 8, 2010
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college-ache

that ache you get in your head/body/mind/soul when classes are getting you down and you don't really feel smart or sexy. It can result in a loss of motor skills, excessive sleeping, not eating, and binge drinking. It is inadvisable to attempt to go on a date, sit in class for a long period of time, talk to someone you want to impress, or stray to far from a coffee pot when you are experiencing these symptoms. Apart from coffee the cures include a satisfying sexual experience, loud riotous music, or an injection of adrenaline. The latter is not recommended.
Friend: Hey are you high you look totally out of it?

You: Nah man, i had four classes today i got a major college-ache.
by the girl with the purple hat August 28, 2009
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Community College

A higher education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a associate degree and become a college junior and earn a good paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors have real world experience and some have graduated from the most prestigious University's in the states. Some community college's are even better than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.
" A Community College student has two best selling published books, a passport with stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got an education at a Community College."

"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school is working at Star Bucks trying to make ends meet"
by I speak Latin October 16, 2008
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Bridgewater College

An Ubercool school that Everyone cool goes to......Sean and Casey go there, so that means its cool....
I do say ol' boy, it would be a treat to go to Bridgewater College.
by Poopty Peupty Pants October 11, 2004
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scotch college

a snobby boys school in swanborne full of nice guys just looking for a fun time ;) however they are also unfortunately extremely gay and retarded. mostly super hot and cill. most of the boarders are cool dudes apart from the year 7s who are extra gay and are so socially retarded that they cant talk to girls without crying.
girl 1: ohhh damn look at that guy! what tf he's so hottttttt!!!!
girl 2: *drools* must be from scotch college, just look at that ass!!!
random girl: he's a year 7! EWWWWW
*girls run away and cry and pray away their sins*
by loverboy125 November 27, 2019
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purchase college

"A close-minded, self centered social club, its just a meaningles fad. A bunch of chickenshit conformists."
Puchase college is a bunch of Yippies that think its cool to be artist. Purchase college equals TRENDY ART FAGS. DESECRATION OF ART.
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