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Wheaton College 

A very selective liberal arts & science college outside of Boston, Massachusetts. Well known for its close student-professor research, small classes and great athletics.

Unique from other liberal arts schools of its quality, Wheaton has fewer required courses and more multi-discipline options. Wheaton has a beautiful ivy-clad campus and is highly regarded for producing many national scholars each year (they've won three Rhodes scholarships in the last five years).

It is a great place to be educated, make life-long friendships and learn how to make an impact in the world.
My four years at Wheaton College were the best of my life.
Wheaton College by Alumnae/i May 30, 2006

Messiah College 

The only fun thing to do in this town of less than 3,000 people ( 2,900 of which attend messiah) is leave it. If you're looking for cultural diversity look elsewhere - the only two black people that attend this school are on the front page of our admissions pamphlet. At this small central PA school... athletics dominate the social atmosphere. If you're not an athlete or an athletic supporter, you're a nobody. If you slack on church attendance there's no doubt that you will one day find yourself at the cafateria on a sunday morning in your pajamas taking the lottie walk of shame.If you're looking to get married before you're legally able to drink, you've found the right college for you. Between the wide selection of good looking people and the engaged couples counseling emails recieved by the entire campus weekly, you're bound to have a ring by spring. If you're looking to party.. you're in luck, there's a anonymous partying crew somewhere on campus consisting of the same 20 people. Despite these shortcomings, the campus is gorgeous and so are a lot of the people.
"you're on the soccer team and you're on the worship team?lets just get married-right now- hurry, before i graduate from Messiah College!"
Messiah College by jaycat February 11, 2006

Roseville College

Roseville College is a school on Sydney’s north shore surrounded by other private girl schools like PLC, Abbotsleigh and Ravenswood. The girls are very well mannered and nice, however once you go to Roseville, you can never escape their values.

The school likes to restrict their girls from interacting with any other schools, especially boys schools. Boyfriends are a very rare occurrence. The girls also aren’t that popular compared to the other private schools.
Most of the girls who wear designer clothes and drive fancy cars are actually nice people. The school loves their rule on strict earrings, however the girls don’t let that get in their way.

Year 8’s think their top but the older years put them in place.
Person 1: That’s a Roseville College girl
Person : Ohhh, no wonder I don’t know her, she seems nice though.

Hailsham Community College 

A school that is shit, Mrs Cowsarse is a bitch. Big up Big Phil. Lots of slags and sluts with a mix of players. The school is located in Chav Town
Hailsham Community College is so crap and it stinks like pumtang

Wilkes Early College 

This school is full of a bunch of teenagers who either try too hard or know how to cheat. Most of us were accepted by pure luck. A lot is expected out of us so we’re here basically killing ourselves just trying to pass. Everyone thinks we’re smart while we’re really not. We’re all sad and struggling. This may or may not be a call for help.
Someone: Wow you go to Wilkes Early College? You’re probably SOO smart!
Wilkes Early College by caprisunbois September 11, 2019

Wimbledon Wet College 

A school full of neeks, get pop in rugby yearly and your teachers have you on ropes you say amdg but still get pressured at coombe Lane.
Who going to play again Wimbledon wet college this morning