The only fun thing to do in this town of less than 3,000 people ( 2,900 of which attend messiah) is leave it. If you're looking for cultural diversity look elsewhere - the only two black people that attend this school are on the front page of our admissions pamphlet. At this
small central
PA school... athletics dominate the social atmosphere. If you're not an athlete or an athletic supporter, you're a nobody. If you
slack on
church attendance there's no doubt that you will one
day find yourself at the cafateria on a sunday morning in your pajamas taking the lottie walk of
shame.If you're looking to get married before you're legally able to drink, you've found the right
college for you. Between the wide selection of good looking people and the engaged couples counseling emails recieved by the entire campus weekly, you're bound to have a ring by spring. If you're looking to party.. you're in luck, there's a anonymous partying
crew somewhere on campus consisting of the same 20 people. Despite these shortcomings, the campus is gorgeous and so are a lot of the people.