Cole is the hottest, kindest, most loving person in the world. but will punch you in the face if you kiss his cheek. he will only show you love if you are his girlfriend and your name is Lauren. Cole also has a cute fluffy dog that gets mistaken for a bear.
by penis69696969 October 19, 2020
Get the Colemug. Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold
Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024
Get the Cole Palmermug. The gayest lover of them all. Will only suck dick that’s been smothered in heinz ketchup, marinated balls too. Find yourself a cole if u want to have nightmares and come home smelling like cocaine. find a cole for yourself in the sewage systems will respond to faggot, meat head, loser and retard. beware and proceed with caution he barks at the smell of feet and will lick ur eyelids if you make him interested.
bobby: i found a cole a few days ago wanna see what he looks like?
karen: sure! show me
bobby: (insert image of cole here)
karen: that’s a diseased baby gorilla wdym what’s a cole?
karen: sure! show me
bobby: (insert image of cole here)
karen: that’s a diseased baby gorilla wdym what’s a cole?
by burntfishbones October 22, 2023
Get the Colemug. by borts69420 March 3, 2023
Get the Colemug. Her eyes often cry - not her, her eyes.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.
Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.
Will get aggressive.
Diceptively ginger.
Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.
Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.
Will get aggressive.
Diceptively ginger.
Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.
by GrandmasterjimjM January 5, 2019
Get the alice colemug. So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
Get the Cole rantmug. Strong, funny, understanding... a wonderful person to have in your life. Very influential and can be kind-hearted when needed. Will do anything for you if he likes you, he's skilled and has the coolest don't-talk-to-me-biker vibes, but still very sweet.
by grassman mossman April 28, 2022
Get the Colemug.