chode fart

When someone runs out of chode gold their chode creates a farting noise and the gas that comes out smells like a grogan.

After jacking off for a week, the guy could no longer produce chode gold and emitted a long, loud chode fart coming from his chode hole.

by Chodes Anonymous January 9, 2009

anti-chode

When a penis is 10 times as long as it is skinny

wow that guys anti-chode could fit in a keyhole

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

chode block

Similar to the famous cock block, but when a man with a larger penis blocks the dude with the obvious small dick, bc he has no game.

Man I had so much fun last night, got with this chick, totally chode blocked this little fag artsy guy who was talkin to her at the bar.

by duderlbwski March 31, 2006

chode

a small penis.
EXAMPLE

SIMON PETRIE IS A CHODE.

smaller than your average cock.chode

by debera June 28, 2006

Chode-ally

adj; to use the word totally in a conversation in which a chode is being discussed.

That short fat penis is chode-ally a chode!

by mgydagnger October 13, 2008

Jurassic Chode

A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period.

"Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"

by SuppaAwesomeMan December 8, 2009

Chief Chode

A person who is gay,indian and has a small dick and blames all his friends for trouble he gets in.

Also known as Chief, Cody, and Runs With Wolves

Person 1: Haha, I just told the cops that my good friends are stealing my new car even tho i gave them the keys to it and said its alright to drive it.

Person 2: Wow man your such a Chief Chode

by Nick trusso June 17, 2008