the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.
"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
by richard swet February 11, 2010
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by SClvr February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
by egokills February 17, 2010
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Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
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