cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii December 23, 2007

splash cakes

Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.

Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

The cake is a lie

a phrase meaning something to the effect of "you know that thing you where promised to be rewarded after you completed this task? well, it doesn't exist". could also be described as being trolled. the term was coined by the video game Portal in which your player would navigate through a labyrinth of tests while being driven to continue by the promise of cake. towards the end of the game, i becomes clear that there is in fact no cake and your efforts where in vain.

1.)
Employee 1: "I am soooo gonna get that raise man."
Employee 2: "Nah man, the cake is a lie"
Employee 1: "Well shit...."

2.)
guy: "omgz, awesome! if i complete these 4 offers from this pop-up, i can get a free ipod nano!!!1!"

3.)
prosecuting attorney: "we are finally going to put this person away!"
Jose Baez: "nope, the cake is a lie"

by aquaman153 July 9, 2011

space cake

a cake made wiv sum ganja
see also ganja muffin

yo G pass us some of dat space cake i wanna get high as a kite

by m.c June 9, 2005

Nerf Cake

1. Retarded way to make fun of "SMART" People when they say "EarthQuake" and you scream out "NERF CAKE".
2.Nerf Caked (past tense): When you kill you team mate in Halo and Halo 2.
3 See Dee Dee Dee

1. Smart Person: (Bull dozer goes buy trailer) Ah Earthquake!
You: It was a Bull Dozer Retard "NERF CAKE"!
2. Man 1: Damn man you killed me I'm on your TEAM!
Man 2: Hahaha man I "Nerf Caked" you.
3.See Dee Dee Dee

by Bud G November 10, 2008

cake whore

A woman who, by any means, will take advantage of others. She may be considered a trifling whore, bitch, snatch, cunt, all of which are to the max. She cares not for anyone else's feelings nor her reputation. She sees is as pure gain. She is envious of others and will try to dominate all conversations, party elements, and fun. A cake whore is also a woman with no scruples in regards to friends. She may also be considered selfish and egocentric, but is most definitely greedy and willing to achieve personal happiness at the expense of others.

“Chan” is a cake whore; she has no concern for her friends, and wants her “cake” and probably already ate the whole fucking thing too!

by tha dizzle August 8, 2007

Tasty cakes

The name given to the weakest person in a cabin or group that is sexually abused by the others

"Did you see that tasty cakes in cabin 4?!"

"i want a peice of tasty cake's ass"

by aaron "tasty cakes from cabin 4" holder August 20, 2004