The fine art of sleeping with so many men that their weiners would equal out to a mile if simultaneously put together
by Skeetown C-FLO May 28, 2014
started by 3 of apopka’s most important figures, pizza club is an idealistic cult aiming to bring a slow death to power-hungry student governments and create good times for the community. notable events of the club’s include groufit friday and the cookout.
pizza club rules:
1 - don’t talk about pizza. pizza club is not based around the food, and as such, any attempt to say the word “pizza” without directly following it up with “club” is an offense best punished by banishment.
2 - shave your armpits. other body hair is fine, but armpit hair specifically is to be no longer than 0.5 inches in length. having armpit hairs longer than this is unacceptable and your pizza club membership will be revoked if you’re caught exceeding the limit.
3 - treat your fellow pizza club members as you would family. even if you don’t have a family or don’t like yours, it’s still expected that you treat your pizza club friends the same way you’d want to be treated.
important pizza club terms:
groufit - grey outfit. an outfit consisting of no colors other than grey, though which shade of it doesn’t matter.
brudda(s) - pizza club for brother(s).
sista(s) - pizza club for sister(s).
pizza club rules:
1 - don’t talk about pizza. pizza club is not based around the food, and as such, any attempt to say the word “pizza” without directly following it up with “club” is an offense best punished by banishment.
2 - shave your armpits. other body hair is fine, but armpit hair specifically is to be no longer than 0.5 inches in length. having armpit hairs longer than this is unacceptable and your pizza club membership will be revoked if you’re caught exceeding the limit.
3 - treat your fellow pizza club members as you would family. even if you don’t have a family or don’t like yours, it’s still expected that you treat your pizza club friends the same way you’d want to be treated.
important pizza club terms:
groufit - grey outfit. an outfit consisting of no colors other than grey, though which shade of it doesn’t matter.
brudda(s) - pizza club for brother(s).
sista(s) - pizza club for sister(s).
person 1: hey, are you going to the pizza club spring day?
person 2: hell yea, brudda! i shaved my armpits down to the bone just for it. don’t wanna get kicked out in front of everyone
person 2: hell yea, brudda! i shaved my armpits down to the bone just for it. don’t wanna get kicked out in front of everyone
by veganpussyslayyer42069 June 05, 2022
When you are in the club and either as an expression of joy or to break up a fight, one empties the clip of their 9 into the air. Similar to a desk pop but in a different local
We were standing outside of the Irish bar when we heard a club pop from around the corner. Everyone came out running and the po po lit that place up.
by Cordell Weatherby April 10, 2017
The Recently Vindicated, passed over, proven right, hypocrisy brought to light, a drama train that missed your stop leaving you at logic station.
by What if your hands were bananz August 26, 2015
Being a part of the gold club means that one is very well-endowed. It comes from wearing magnum XL's which are in a gold wrapper.
Bro1: Yo dude i saw that gold wrapper in your trash, I didn't know my best buddy was part of the gold club too!
Bro2: No way you too!? Buddy, the ladies love it.
Bro2: No way you too!? Buddy, the ladies love it.
by Barneazy February 02, 2014
gathering of low HP VW cars. participants of the dub clup are often losers, high school drop outs, or jobless homos.
by DUBEATER January 10, 2011
A underground society of members consisting of the gleek race. They tend to travel in packs and go around national landmarks gleeking on people.See gleek for more details.
by Commander of the Universe November 25, 2006