When a woman who a man, or the "Bear," has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of Bear's expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.
by Bear5555 March 28, 2014

When you are in a game of Rocket League and your teammates keep ramming into you instead of the ball.
by Dinosquid May 14, 2018

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

by Mercvry September 14, 2020

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

When you are making out with someone with glasses and the glasses on that person “bump” against your face
by Uncle Tacitus May 21, 2022
