Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
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My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works
by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017
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I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
by McBeal September 25, 2018
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Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
1.
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
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Nails for breakfast with no milk was something from hat show spongebob squarepants wher the main character spongebob tries to go to a place called the salty spittoon
Nails for breakfast with no milk was something from hat show spongebob squarepants wher the main character spongebob tries to go to a place called the salty spittoon
Fish: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you
Other fish: how tough am i?! How tough am i?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
Fish: yeah so?
Other fish: Without any milk.
Fish: right this way sorry to keep you waiting
Nails for breakfast without any milk
Other fish: how tough am i?! How tough am i?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
Fish: yeah so?
Other fish: Without any milk.
Fish: right this way sorry to keep you waiting
Nails for breakfast without any milk
by The person who did your mom August 14, 2022
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