Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.

Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.

by Meyrl March 28, 2021

Making my body cry

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.

Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;

by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023

Pick your body up

To have a fix posture

Sean please pick your body up from the desk stop laying on your desk

by Hakanson February 14, 2021

Bodi

similar to the word bro or bruh but since some people dont like being called that say bodi insted

"Bodi stop plying with me"

by Lord.flakko March 11, 2023

Dough Body

A person with an attractive face, but a below average body. Appearing fitter than obese, but still unathletic. The opposite of a Butterface.

It's a good thing that broad has a pretty face, cause she's a Dough Body.

by FlurryFighter March 30, 2022

No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.

I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

Sexting body

The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.

i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"

by thecatlied June 23, 2011